Old is Gold Faadu Hindi Jokes Collection 18 July 2016

Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona
hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal
dhone hai toh HEAD &
SHOULDERS aur panty ke
baal dhone hai toh PANTENE
lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de MC. Ga*d
ke baal dhone hai.
.....................
Girl: kya tum mujhe apni
family se zyada chahte ho..?
Boy: No.
Girl: Kyo?
Boy: Jab main paida huwa to
meri Maa ne musibat jheli.
Jab bada hone laga to Baap
ne ungli pakad kar chalna
sikhaya.
Jab taklif hui to Behan royi,
Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne
saath diya.
Girl: achha Gan*u.. Jab lu*d
khada hua to kon kaam
ayaa..!
Boy: Mera Dost, Jo ye msg
padh raha hai… Jisne muze
hilaana sikhaya!

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